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Jordan the Hedgehog

Here is how this is going to go.

(1) in turning over your rant to the local police and the FBI. Why? As there are several death threats in it, and I value my life dearly. I will be pursuing criminal charges to the fullest extent the law allows.

(2) I am going to subpoena Reddit or your IP address and regular account user name. I will ask that you be banded from the entire site permanently. If they chose to not do this I will name Reddit in the same civil lawsuit I intend on filing against you for mental damages.

(3) when the police, the FBI, and Reddit all laugh... I am going to the news. And trust me the news has a thing for cyber bullying right now. And while I am a man of large stature, I'd love to watch you e eaten alive in the court of public opinion.

So here is it, your last chance; give me your full legal name, give me your current address, give me your telephone number... These will only be used, and I swear on my children, in pending litigation against you... If you don't stop. If you want to continue this, you'll be responsible for your own undoing.

You have no idea the atrocities I am capable of. If you truly knew me, you would have never started this. If you have a CCW, this is good. If you carry a knife, even better. You'll need them if you intend on stopping a man of my caliber. And aim high, as that's the only way you'll ever stop me.

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